YAY! YAY, YAY, YAY, YAY, YAY! I have arrived becaused I have been tagged for my first MeMe! My impression is that real bloggers get tagged, and that makes me a real blogger now! YAY!
Oh, BTW, I was tagged by my cousin Rebecca.
Here's how it works:
Pick 5 of the following questions and then complete the sentences.
Then pass it on to 3 more of your blog friends! (No tag backs allowed.)
If I could be a scientist?
If I could be a farmer?
If I could be a musician?
If I could be a doctor?
If I could be a painter?
If I could be a gardener?
If I could be a missionary?
If I could be a chef?
If I could be an architect?
If I could be a linguist?
If I could be a psychologist?
If I could be a librarian?
If I could be an athlete?
If I could be a lawyer?
If I could be an inn-keeper?
If I could be a professor?
If I could be a writer?
If I could be a llama-rider?
If I could be a bonnie pirate?
If I could be an astronaut?
If I could be a world famous blogger?
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world?
If I could be married to any current famous political figure?
So here we go...
If I could be an athlete...I would not be the size I am now. I would be a runner, and I would run every day and get a runner's high and not feel the need to overindulge in various forms of the potato and others carbs. I would also have a great ass.
If I could be married to any current famous political figure...I would be married to Dubya (and also quite a few years older than I currently am). As the First Lady of the United States, I would be able to use my position to make an impact on the world, which would be awesome. I would also get to spend down time on my ranch in Texas, which ain't too shabby.
If I could be a writer...I would be paid to do it! I would make people think like Jodi Picoult does. I would make people feel deeply like Jennifer Weiner does. And I would make people laugh like Helen Fielding does.
If I could be a psychologist...I would work with kids who are troubled. I would love and support them, and I would teach them that they don't deserve to be hurt and that their problems don't make them bad kids. I would also teach kids who are abused that it isn't their fault, and they didn't do anything to deserve it.
If I could be a doctor...I would be a nurse!
And now I am going to tag Frog E. Luv, Princess Emily, and Strangeafeet. Take it away, kids!